Compiled News 04-21-06

Talk about TGIF. Here's the news:

WE START OFF WITH THE GOOD NEWS...J.J. FRICKIN' ABRAMS WILL BE TAKING OVER FRICKIN' "STAR TREK"!!!!!

AND NOW THE JUST AS IMPORTANT BAD NEWS...THE PALLADINO'S LEAVING THE "GILMORE GIRLS", FORCING THE SHOW INTO WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS "POST-SORKIN WEST WING MEDIOCRITY" STARTING NEXT SEASON ON THE "CW".

IGN TELLS YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT 25 DVDS THAT "NEED" SPECIAL EDITION RE-RELEASES.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE NEW "TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE WILL BE ALL ABOUT ROBOTS, THEY GO AND CAST A BUNCH OF HUMANS TO BE IN IT. IS THERE NO JUSTICE?!?

SICK OF UNDERSTANDING YOUR RADIO HOSTS ON XM RADIO? REVEL IN THE FACT THAT NOW BOB DYLAN WILL HAVE HIS OWN SHOW STARTING MAY 3!

WHAT IF WE TOLD YOU THAT BY CLICKING THIS LINK YOU COULD SEE SALMA HAYEK AND PENELOPE CRUZ IN LINGERIE? SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN NEED AN EXCUSE TO SEE THE NEW "BANDIDAS" TRAILER. EITHER WAY, IT'S TRUE.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THAT "DIAMOND DAVE" FINALLY GOT SOMETHING RIGHT, HE DIDN'T. NO MO RADIO SHOW. IN OTHER NEWS, SAMMY HAGAR STILL MAKES MUSIC.

DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NEW "HD-DVD" VS. "BLU-RAY" VS. WHATEVER BLAH BLAH SYSTEMS? JOBLO.COM SETS YOU STRAIGHT. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T HELP YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY.

AND FINALLY, WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A "WE'RE SORRY THIS SHOW SUCKED THE ENTIRE SUN OUT OF THE SKY", "CELEBRITY COOKING SHOWDOWN" HAS ALREADY BEEN CANNED. WE GUESS IT GOES TO SHOW THAT TOM ARNOLD STILL CAN'T CARRY A SHOW.

That's it. Have a great weekend. Watch some stuff. Go see SILENT HILL, AMERICAN DREAMZ and/or THE SENTINEL, or keep throwing money down Walt Disney's dead frozen throat with ICE AGE 2! DO SOMETHING!

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See you next week.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep