Compiled News 04-22 & 23 & 24-06

Hope you had a good weekend. That is all.

And now...the NEWS:


"WE ARE..." SNAPPY DRESSERS.

WHAT DOES UNIVERSAL HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU THIS SUMMER, BESIDES "MIAMI VICE", "THE BREAK-UP" & "THE FASTEST & THE FURIEST"? CHICKIE-CHECK IT OUT!

"SILENT HILL" COMES OUT ON TOP OF THE BOX OFFICE WEEKEND, AND "AMERICAN DREAMZ" FAILS MISERABLY!

IF YOU'RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT "UNITED 93", DON'T EXPECT TO NOT BE TREATED LIKE A TERRORIST.

AGENT SCULLY IS BACK ON THE MARKET! OR: TIRED OF NOT HAVING A CAREER ANYMORE, GILLIAN ANDERSON GETS DIVORCED.

INTERESTED IN SEEING SCRIPT REVIEWS OF UPCOMING BLOCKBUSTERS? CHECK OUT DARK HORIZONS FOR "AVP2", "IRON MAN" AND "CASINO ROYALE".

LEO DICAPRIO GETS HURT TRYING TO FIND TALENT IN AFRICA.

BULLOCK. REEVES. "LAKE HOUSE". TRAILER. TASTE THE ROMANCE. WHOA.

WALDEN MEDIA DECIDES TO BRING THE "NARNIA", HARDCORE.

GEORGE MICHAEL PLANS FIRST TOUR IN 15 YEARS, FINALLY READY TO GET BACK TO ALL OF THOSE BATHROOMS HE HASN'T BEEN ARRESTED IN YET.

That's it. Slow weekend. Got alot coming up this week. We here at The Sheep will be seeing Will Ferrell's TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY, Vince & Jennifer's THE BREAK-UP and Billy Bob's SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS this week. So expect reviews, unless something bad happens, like life.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep