Compiled News 06-03 thru 05-06

It's just another manic Monday.... oh-OOH-oh....

Here's the NEWS (and there ain't much):

ROB ZOMBIE TO TAKE OVER THE "HALLOWEEN" FRANCHISE?!?

"THE BREAK-UP" SCORES THE BIGGEST AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT "X3" STILL HOLDS STRONG!

SCIENTOLOGY TAKES UP NASCAR RACING, TIRED OF STEALING MONEY FROM PEOPLE THE REGULAR WAY.

FOUR MORE HOURS OF DEADWOOD AFTER THE CLOSE OF SEASON 3?!?

MACOGNAGOGNEY AND CRUZ FINALLY SPLIT.

WHY WATCH THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS, WHEN YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO WON RIGHT HERE!

WHO ARE THE SMARTEST SUPERHEROES?

ARE THERE MOVIES THAT YOU WANT ON DVD THAT HAVEN'T COME OUT YET? VOTE FOR WHAT YOU WANT ON AMAZON.COM!

"AMERICAN IDOL" LOSER CHRIS DAUGHTRY SAYS HE'S GOING TO "DO HIS OWN THING", FLIPS FUEL THE BIRD.

That's it. Not much going on. Enjoy your work. Suckers.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep