Compiled News 06-01-06

Welcome to June.

Here's the NEWS:

"BATWOMAN" IS BACK. AND GAYER THAN AN EIGHT DOLLAR BILL. LET THE COMIC MUFF-DIVING COMMENCE!

OH. MAH. GAWD. RAIMI SAYS "SPIDEY 3" TEASER BEFORE "SUPERMAN RETURNS"?!?!?!?!

ALBA TALKS TURKEY ON "FANASTIC FOUR TWO".

CARS! IN THE "TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE! CAN YOU IMAGINE?!? WELL, HERE ARE SOME PICS OF 'EM IN CASE YOU CAN'T.

AVI ARAD, NEWLY QUIT FROM HIS JOB AT MARVEL, TALKS ABOUT "X-MEN".

OASIS' "DEFINITELY MAYBE" CHOSEN AS ALL-TIME BEST ALBUM BY BRITS.

"ALPHA DOG" MAY ACTUALLY MAKE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN BEFORE JESSE JAMES HOLLYWOOD DIES IN PRISON.

SOFIA COPPOLA IS EXPECTING A BABY. HERE'S HOPING IT CATCHES THE "TALENT" GENE THAT SKIPPED OVER HER.

AND IN OTHER BABY NEWS, ANNA NICOLE SMITH ADMITS SHE'S KNOCKED UP. THE BIG QUESTION: DID WHOEVER SLEPT WITH HER GET THE FAT ANNA OR THE TRIMSPA ANNA? AND WILL THE BABY EVER LEARN TO SPEAK COMPLETE INTELLIGENT SENTENCES?

DANE COOK GETS TO BE THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!

GUY THAT WROTE "THE GRADUATE" IS WRITING A SEQUEL BECAUSE HE'S NEARLY HOMELESS.

That's it! Go home!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep