Compiled News 05-18-06

Thursday. Anything to report? Of course. How about the cover to the first new "old" STAR WARS DVD. Head to STARWARS.COM for the rest of 'em.

And now, the NEWS:

SO KEVIN SMITH & THE WEINSTEINS (ALL SMARTER THAN YOU), HAVE FOUND THE MOST BRILLIANT WAY TO GET REPEAT PERFORMANCES OF THEIR FILMS IN THEATERS. "IN THEATER COMMENTARY!" SNOOTCH TO THA NOOTCH!

FOX ANNOUNCES LINE-UP, STILL "24" -CENTRIC.

THE GILMORES AND VERONICA MARS TAKE ON TUESDAYS, AND LITTLE SUPERMAN & THE SUPERNATURAL BOYS TAKE ON THURSDAYS. STAY TUNED FOR A FULL CW REPORT LATER TODAY.

BECAUSE GOD LOVES YOU, JET LI & JACKIE CHAN ARE GOING TO MAKE A MOVIE TOGETHER.

FANS ARE BANDING TOGETHER TO TRY TO SAVE "DEADWOOD", EVEN THOUGH THE ACTORS MIGHT NOT WANT IT SAVED.

STEPHEN KING'S "DESPERATION" KICKS INTO 3-HOUR GEAR ON TUESDAY.

LINKLATER GIVES YOU A TASTE OF "FAST FOOD NATION".

CBS DITCHES MOVIES, ADDS SHOWS ON SUNDAYS. GLAD THEY DIDN'T LIKE THEM EITHER.

NEED ANOTHER CARTOON? TRY THE TRAILER FOR "FLUSHED AWAY".

IN A STUNNING DISPLAY OF RACIAL EQUALITY, JAMIE FOX LEADS BET NOMINATIONS!

ED NORTON WISHES HE HAD BEEN ON TAXI.

HOW MUCH ARE THOSE F'N CONCERT TICKETS?!? WELL, LET US TELL YOU.

DAVID STRATHAIRN PREPARED TO TAKE ON "CHALLENGER", KEEP MAKING MOVIES WHERE HE DESERVES AN OSCAR.

PETTY, COCKER, NICKELBACK, BLACK CROWES PREPARE TO ROCK OUT WITH THE BIKERS OF STURGIS.

WELCOME TO THE X-MEN UNIVERSE, VIA MSNBC.

PAUL BETTANY, MICHAEL DOUGLAS, DAVID SPADE. WHICH OF THESE GUYS WILL STILL HAVE THEIR HOTTIE AFTER TODAY? NOT SO FAST, DAVID SPADE.

That's it. Isn't that enough?

Still following Blue's Clues,

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep