Compiled News 5-9-06
Toosday noos:
"RESERVOIR DOGS: THE VIDEO GAME". CUT OFF EARS, DRENCH COPS IN GASOLINE, GET BACK ON THE TRACK WITH YOUR LITTLE GREEN BAG.
WARCRAFT. MOVIE. 'NUFF. SAID.
ADVICE FROM A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON HOW TO MAKE A MOVIE. SPECIFICALLY, A ZOMBIE MOVIE. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SHE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU DO.
AS IF KI-EFFER DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO DO, NOW THEY'VE MADE A DOC OF THAT BAND HE PROMOTES. SEE JACK BAUER IN ALL OF HIS SMOKIN', CUSSIN', TATTOO'D GLORY!
FOR A SERIES-ENDING, SPOILER-FILLED ROMP THROUGH "7TH HEAVEN", PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CLICK THIS LINK AND WISH YOU HADN'T.
FOLLOW-UP: "WRONG TURN 2" ISN'T A SEQUEL, BUT RATHER, A PREQUEL. AND IT STARS HENRY ROLLINS. THERE. NOW WON'T YOU SLEEP BETTER?
REBECCA LETTUCE-NOT-STAMOS-ANYMORE-JUST-LETTUCE TALKS ABOUT BEING A PEPPER. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PEPPER, TOO? OR AT LEAST "MYSTIQUE"?
JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED...ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT A TALKING CAR. "KNIGHT RIDER" SAVES THE WORLD!
ELI ROTH TALKS "STEPHEN KING'S CELL". THE CONSTABLE WAITS WITH BATED BREATH.
ZACK MORRIS HAS A KID, NO WORD YET ON HOW MUCH IT LOOKS LIKE SLATER. KELLY KAPOWSKI UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT, JESSIE SPANO STILL STRIPPING. SUCK IT, PREPPIE.
That's it. Tune in tomorrow for more news and the most kick-ass Da Vinci poster yet!
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep
"RESERVOIR DOGS: THE VIDEO GAME". CUT OFF EARS, DRENCH COPS IN GASOLINE, GET BACK ON THE TRACK WITH YOUR LITTLE GREEN BAG.
WARCRAFT. MOVIE. 'NUFF. SAID.
ADVICE FROM A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL ON HOW TO MAKE A MOVIE. SPECIFICALLY, A ZOMBIE MOVIE. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SHE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU DO.
AS IF KI-EFFER DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO DO, NOW THEY'VE MADE A DOC OF THAT BAND HE PROMOTES. SEE JACK BAUER IN ALL OF HIS SMOKIN', CUSSIN', TATTOO'D GLORY!
FOR A SERIES-ENDING, SPOILER-FILLED ROMP THROUGH "7TH HEAVEN", PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CLICK THIS LINK AND WISH YOU HADN'T.
FOLLOW-UP: "WRONG TURN 2" ISN'T A SEQUEL, BUT RATHER, A PREQUEL. AND IT STARS HENRY ROLLINS. THERE. NOW WON'T YOU SLEEP BETTER?
REBECCA LETTUCE-NOT-STAMOS-ANYMORE-JUST-LETTUCE TALKS ABOUT BEING A PEPPER. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PEPPER, TOO? OR AT LEAST "MYSTIQUE"?
JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDED...ANOTHER MOVIE ABOUT A TALKING CAR. "KNIGHT RIDER" SAVES THE WORLD!
ELI ROTH TALKS "STEPHEN KING'S CELL". THE CONSTABLE WAITS WITH BATED BREATH.
ZACK MORRIS HAS A KID, NO WORD YET ON HOW MUCH IT LOOKS LIKE SLATER. KELLY KAPOWSKI UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT, JESSIE SPANO STILL STRIPPING. SUCK IT, PREPPIE.
That's it. Tune in tomorrow for more news and the most kick-ass Da Vinci poster yet!
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 9:31 AM
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