Compiled News 05-13 thru 15-06

Hope you had a good weekend. Some of The Sheep staff went to see Poseidon at the IMAX on Saturday, only to have it blow up (the film, not the boat) 15 minutes into the film. No wonder it didn't reach number 1 this weekend. Nobody could see it.

First, a poster. YAY!

Now, the NEWS:

"MI:3" CONTINUES TO KICK THE ASS OF THE BOX OFFICE, MAKES THE SINKING SHIP SINK A LITTLE QUICKER.

GREAT WEEK FOR THINGS NOT TO MISS: "THE DA VINCI CODE", THE LAST "WILL & GRACE", "THE PRODUCERS" ON DVD, AND SOME BOOK.

DEAD: INVASION, FREDDIE, HOPE & FAITH, CONVICTION, TEACHERS. BACK: THE O.C., WHAT ABOUT BRIAN, THE LOOP, THE WAR AT HOME &....7TH HEAVEN?!?

REAL EVIL PRESIDENT TO PRE-EMPT FAKE EVIL PRESIDENT, PRISONERS BREAKING AND OTHER STUFF ON FOX TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHO THERE AREN'T ENOUGH NEWS STORIES ABOUT? THE GUZMAN, THAT'S WHO. KRAK-A-LACKA!

GUNS N' ROSES PLAYS NEW YORK, SWEARS ALBUM WILL COME OUT THIS YEAR. WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S THE COLLECTIVE SOUND OF NOONE HOLDING THEIR BREATH.

WOLVERVINE TALKS "WOLVERINE"!

AND ON THAT NOTE, PLENTY OF "X3" PICS TO CONTINUE MAKING YOUR HARD DRIVES BOIL.

TRIO CONTINUES TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH WITH "BRILLIANT BUT CANCELLED". BAM!

YOU SAID THOSE MOVIES COST HOW MUCH?!?

HERE'S A HEADLINE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE, BUT WAS PRETTY SURE I NEVER COULD IN A THOUSAND YEARS: RAPPER DMX PULLS A HOWIE DAY AND GETS ARRESTED ON A PLANE, GETS HIS MADRIGALS IN A BUNCH UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE!

That's it. Peace OUT.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep