Compiled News 5-9 thru 5-12

Welcome back to The Sheep!

Now, coming at you fast and loose, just like you like your women...THE NEWS:

7 MINUTES OF "X3" AT DELL!

NEW "MIAMI VICE" TRAILER!

CLIP FROM "SNAKES ON A PLANE"!

7 MINUTES OF THOMAS JANE'S "MUTANT CHRONICLES"!

NEW "LADY IN THE WATER" TRAILER!

NEW "CARS" TRAILER!

NEW CLIP FROM "ROCKY BALBOA"!

"SUPERMAN RETURNS" T.V. SPOT VIA AICN!

HBO KILLS "DEADWOOD"!

"DONNIE DARKO"'S RICHARD KELLY CAN'T FLY IN THE U.S. BECAUSE, LIKE A GIRL I KNOW WITH THE SAME LAST NAME, HE'S ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST! SCREW YOUR "SOUTHLAND TALES" FILM PREMIERE! ARE THOSE MATCHES IN YOUR SHOES?!?

TYRESE GIBSON & RACHAEL TAYLOR JOIN THE "TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT IF THE MOVIE HAS A FAST CAR IN IT, TYRESE IS THERE! (EVEN IF THE CAR IS A ROBOT IN DISGUISE).

"WILL & GRACE" HITS THE SKIDS, FINALLY.

DARK HORIZONS HAS A CRAZY-ASS ROUND-UP OF CLIPS AND POSTERS AND TRAILERS RIGHT HERE!

"MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE" AND "THAT 70'S SHOW" CALL IT QUITS...NOW IF WE COULD ONLY ELIMINATE THEM FROM SYNDICATION.

ALI LARTER JOINS THE CAST OF "RESIDENT EVIL 3". JUST WHAT THAT FRANCHISE NEEDED TO CONTINUE ITS PATH DOWN THE ROAD OF MEDIOCRITY.

IT'S REALLY TRUE: FUEL OFFERS "IDOL" LOSER A JOB AS THEIR NEW SINGER. NOW REPORT YET ON WHETHER HE WANTS TO TAKE THE PAY CUT. OR: FUEL'S LEAD SINGER HATES FINDING OUT ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT FROM "EXTRA".

Have a good weekend.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep