5/17/2006

Compiled News 05-17-06

First, a hump-day poster...

Now, the hump-day NEWS:

SIX MINUTES OF AARON SORKIN'S PILOT FOR "STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP"! GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!


ALIVE: SUPERNATURAL, SMALLVILLE. 'NUFF SAID.

OMG! HAN SHOOTS FIRST AGAIN!! ORIGINAL "UNALTERED" STAR WARS TRILOGY COMING TO DVD!!!

AND NOW, IN ENGLISH, OLIVER STONE BLOWS UP THE TOWERS.

"LOST" LEARNS A LESSON FROM "24". NO REPEATS NEXT SEASON. TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK.


BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT, AND BECAUSE NOVEMBER 3RD IS SO CLOSE, HERE'S THE TRAILER FOR "THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE BIGGEST PAYCHECK"!

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A LOVE STORY BETWEEN SANDRA BULLOCK & KEANU REEVES WITHOUT DENNIS HOPPER? CHECK "THE LAKE HOUSE" TRAILER.

THE RAT HATES THE FRENCH, AND THE FRENCH WILL HATE "RUSH HOUR 3".

"HOW TO EAT FRIED TRAILERS"

DEAD: EVERWOOD. SERIOUSLY? YES. ALIVE: VERONICA MARS & ONE TREE HILL. THE STRANGENESS OF THE WB / CW TRANSITION STILL AMAZES THE SHEEP.


PRINCE CASPIAN FIGHTS FOR NARNIA'S THRONE IN 2008!

WILLIAM H. MACY TACKLES ANOTHER OSCAR-WORTHY PROJECT: "HOUSE OF THE RE-ANIMATOR"!

WANT TO KNOW IF THE "TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE WILL BE "DOPE"? HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO READ A SCRIPT REVIEW. PERHAPS THE FILM WON'T BE "WHACK".

IN A SMART CAREER MOVE (WHERE HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONCERNED), ROB LOWE WILL BE STARRING IN THE SEQUEL TO "STIR OF ECHOES".

"YESTERDAY....MY ONE-LEGGED WIFE HOPPED AWAY....NOW IT LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE'LL HIDE AWAY... I CAN'T BELIEVE...SHE'S GONE A-WAY". THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SEPARATION OF PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS...AND THE GHOST OF LINDA SMILING DOWN FROM HEAVEN.


That's it. Have a good Wednesday. See you tomorrow, if you're lucky.
As always, visit our friends on the right. Thanks to AICN, DARK HORIZONS, CHUD & JOBLO, as per usual.

Click, refresh, read, repeat.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice photo....

:-)

9:59 AM  
Blogger Constable Kreegal said...

Thanks, Federico. Glad you stopped by.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep

10:13 AM  

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