Compiled News 05-16-06
TOOOOOOOSDAY!
A Car!
The NEWS:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY'VE MOVED "CLERKS 2" UP TO JULY, PITTING IT AGAINST "LADY IN THE WATER" AND "MONSTER HOUSE"! WHY WON'T THEY ALLOW KEVIN SMITH TO EVER MAKE REAL MONEY?!?
"SPACED" FINALLY COMES TO AMERICA! CALL IT "SHAUN OF THE ALIENS" IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT JUST BE SURE TO CALL IT!
FANTASTIC FOUR 2 MAKES IT SOONER TO AVOID BEING TRAMPLED ON BY AUTOBOTS.
AAAAAH, GERMANS AND THEIR REVERANCE FOR OLIVER STONE & THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. CHECK CHUD FOR A TRAILER AND POSTER!
DEAD: COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, ALIAS, SONS & DAUGHTERS. ALIVE: PLENTY. CLICK IT.
"THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" TRAILER IS GOING TO PUT A RED, SPIKEY HEEL IN YOUR EYEBALL.
AND FINALLY, BRITNEY SPEARS STILL HATES HER BABY.
That's it. It's a slow one. Tune in on humpday for another rousing page of news with pithy headlines.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep
A Car!
The NEWS:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY'VE MOVED "CLERKS 2" UP TO JULY, PITTING IT AGAINST "LADY IN THE WATER" AND "MONSTER HOUSE"! WHY WON'T THEY ALLOW KEVIN SMITH TO EVER MAKE REAL MONEY?!?
"SPACED" FINALLY COMES TO AMERICA! CALL IT "SHAUN OF THE ALIENS" IF YOU HAVE TO, BUT JUST BE SURE TO CALL IT!
FANTASTIC FOUR 2 MAKES IT SOONER TO AVOID BEING TRAMPLED ON BY AUTOBOTS.
AAAAAH, GERMANS AND THEIR REVERANCE FOR OLIVER STONE & THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. CHECK CHUD FOR A TRAILER AND POSTER!
DEAD: COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, ALIAS, SONS & DAUGHTERS. ALIVE: PLENTY. CLICK IT.
"THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" TRAILER IS GOING TO PUT A RED, SPIKEY HEEL IN YOUR EYEBALL.
AND FINALLY, BRITNEY SPEARS STILL HATES HER BABY.
That's it. It's a slow one. Tune in on humpday for another rousing page of news with pithy headlines.
-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep
posted by Constable Kreegal at 1:07 PM
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