Compiled News 05-24-06

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERRICA!

And now, Hump-day NEWS:

CONTINUING "X3" WEEK, HERE'S A LITTLE MORE WOLVERINE, ALL TUXED-OUT WITH NO PLACE TO SNIKT.

"GHOST RIDER" BURNS UP THE TRAILERS FOR "X3"!

CHARACTER ACTORS GET THE PICTURE TREATMENT VIA TIME MAGAZINE...AND YOU STILL WON'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER. "KUNG FU" THE MOVIE IS COMING.

HEATH "LIKES IT IN THE BUTT" LEDGER AND HIS WIFE MICHELLE "MY DAD COMMITS TAX FRAUD" WILLIAMS WILL BOTH STAR IN A BOB DYLAN BIOPIC, WHERE LEDGER, AMONG FIVE OTHERS, WILL ALL PLAY VARIOUS STAGES OF BOB DYLAN.

"THE 4400" IS ON THE WAY BACK...AND PERHAPS WITH EVEN SOME OF THE CAST RETURNING!

SONY HIRES "DA VINCI CODE" WRITER TO PEN "ANGELS & DEMONS" AS WELL. THAT'S 1 DOWN, 2 TO GO. FETCH ME OPIE AND AMERICA'S FAVORITE ACTOR, POST HASTE!

FINALLY, KENNY CHESNEY IS THE ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR. SOMEWHERE OUT IN AMERICA, BONO, MADONNA & AXL ROSE ARE CRYING. TOGETHER. PROBABLY NAKED. FEEDING POOR PEOPLE. FIGHTING CATHOLICS. WISHING HE WAS STILL POPULAR. RESPECTIVELY.

That's it! The Sheep sees "X3" tomorrow at MIDNIGHT! Where will YOU be?!?

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep