Compiled News 05-20 thru 22-06

Hope you had a good weekend, and I hope you saw THE DA VINCI CODE, because it's AWESOME, and it made the 2nd Highest Worldwide Gross in HISTORY (2nd only to STAR WARS: EP. III). Now... on to X3!

TONIGHT, it's the 2-HOUR SEASON FINALE OF "24"!!!!

First, a Southland Tales poster:

AND A CLIP!

Now, finally, the news (and there isn't much):

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD! SONY MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO MAKE "ANGELS & DEMONS"! BRING BACK HOWARD & HANKS, AND BURN ALL THE HATERS AT THE STAKE!

BOX OFFICE DEI!

AQUA-DAMN!! WHAT DID THE CW PASS UP?!?

HBO CONSIDERS MAKING A "PREACHER" SERIES?!? NOW THAT WOULD BE NICE. IT'LL GIVE ME AN EXCUSE TO FINALLY BUY ALL THE TRADES!

CONAN O'BRIEN WILL HOST THE EMMY'S AGAIN!

THE GOVERMENT IS SUING UNIVERSAL PICTURES BECAUSE SOME BLACK GUY GOT FIRED. BUT, I MEAN, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? HE'S BLACK, RIGHT?!? DOH.

That's really it. Entertainment News must still be recovering from the ass-kicking it took from THE DA VINCI CODE this weekend. GO SEE IT AGAIN!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep