Compiled News 05-23-06

Well, it appears that the day after Monday, is, in fact, still, Tuesday. Welcome.

Here's the news:


AS IT'S "X3" WEEK HERE AT THE SHEEP, THE NEXT FEW DAYS WILL BE RIDDLED WITH "X3" JUNK. TO START, HERE'S A LOOK AT THE LADIES!

THE JACK BAUER POWER HOUR COMES TO A CLOSE UNTIL JANUARY 2007. SPOILERS!

JOSS WHEDON GIVES BUFFY FANS SEASON 8....IN COMIC BOOKS FORM!

"ALIAS", LIKE OTHER GOOD SHOWS, IS OVER. TIME TO PUT YOUR CRAZY WIGS AND HOT DRESSES AWAY.

14 OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL FILMS EVER MADE!

IT DOESN'T PAY TO HAVE A RICH DAUGHTER. JUST ASK MICHELLE WILLIAMS' DAD.

BOND. JAMES BOND. THE WEBSITE. THE CASINO ROYALE WEBSITE. IS UP.

CILLIAN MURPHY IS FINALLY IN ANOTHER MOVIE!

NEW "SUPERMAN RETURNS" TRAILER CONTINUES THE "SO MUCH FOR A COOL-SERIOUS-SUPERMAN-MOVIE" IDEA. HEY, BRYAN SINGER.... RICHARD DONNER WANTS HIS MOVIE BACK.

MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ JUST CAN'T CATCH A BREAK. GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A DRUNKEN THUG THAT NO ONE CAN STAND. MORE JAIL!

FIN.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep