Compiled News 05-31-06

Hopefully we can get this going today. Let's see what we can see.

First, APOCALYPTO!

And now, the NEWS:

HOLY CRAP! "SERENITY" WILL BE BACK IN THEATRES TO HELP JOSS' CHARITY! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT ON THE BIG SCREEN, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

"SPIDEY 3" SET PICS!

AND NOW, THE THREE COOLEST "SUPERMAN RETURNS" POSTERS YOU'LL SEE THIS YEAR.

"SUPERMAN RETURNS" GETS BUMPED A FEW DAYS!

"SNAKES ON A PLANE" TEASER!

NEW "SUPERMAN RETURNS" TRAILER!

"THE DA VINCI CODE" MAKES IT COOL TO BE THE BAD GUY! OPUS DEI MEMBERSHIPS GO WAY UP!

WELCOME BACK, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL!

"UNDERWORLD" DIRECTOR TO TAKE ON "DIE HARD 4.0: DIE HACKERING"!

DENNIS FARINA TO LEAVE "LAW & ORDER" AFTER TWO SEASONS, BRISCOE'S GHOST FOR THE WIN!

AVI ARAD TO LEAVE MARVEL STUDIOS!

IN A HAPPY BIT OF NEWS, BRAD & ANGELINA HAVE A LITTLE "SHILOH"!

THEY'RE ALREADY GEARING UP FOR ANOTHER BOND MOVIE?!? BEFORE THIS ONE'S EVEN OUT?!? NIIIIIIIIICE!

AND IN OUR SADDEST BIT OF NEWS, R.I.P. PAUL GLEASON.

"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."

That's it, kids. Aren't you glad you came?

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep