Compiled News 05-26-06

GO SEE "X-MEN: THE LAST STAND"!

It is a great time at the movies!

And now, the NEWS:

HERE'S THE LAST BIT OF "X3" WEEK FOR YA! TAKE THE X-QUIZ! NOW FIND YOURSELF A MUTANT AND GO CHECK OUT THE MOVIE!

OK, THIS REALLY IS THE LAST BIT OF "X3" GOODNESS. INTERNATIONAL POSTERS!

OH. MAH. GAWD. FINALLY. "BLADE RUNNER" GETS THE STAR TREATMENT, COMPLETE WITH A 2007 25TH ANNIVERSARY THEATRICAL RE-RELEASE. OH. MAH. GAWD.

NOT A JOKE: "I'LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER". DIRECT-TO-DVD.

NBC, SCARED OF THURSDAYS, MAKES MAJOR SHIFTS IN ITS PROGRAM SCHEDULE TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR ITS LACK OF BALLS.

MARLON BRANDO, DEAD, TO STAR IN ANOTHER MOVIE. ALONG WITH CHRIS WALKEN, ALIVE.

HELENA BONHAM CARTER IS BELLATRIX LESTRANGE IN POTTER 5!

Oh, and some more t.v. news for ya:

DEAD: PEPPER DENNIS, STACKED, THE BERNIE MAC SHOW, COURTING ALEX, JOEY & EVERWOOD.

Now have a good holiday weekend!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep