HARRISON FORD GOTTA EAT!!

Oh HELL yeah.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of the Sheep

THE DARK KNIGHT!

Starting back with a BANG, Sheepers!!



Aw, SNAP!

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep

The Return of the SHEEEEEEEEEEP!

This post heralds the return of this blog. Get ready, 'cause the venom is about to SPEW!



-Constable Kreegal
Still the Big Boss of The Sheep

SPIDER-MAN 3 TEASER

Wow. That's all I can say.

SPIDER-MAN 3 TEASER IN GLORIOUS QUICKTIME!

Watch it yourself.

It's going to be a LONG year to wait.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep

Downtime and No Time

Ok, sheepers... here's the deal. We have something like 24 unique hits a day, and that may or may not be true, according to the site tracker. Most of them are probably me, since no one else can take the time to write anything.

Thus, it's not an easy thing to keep this site updated, especially when we don't really believe anyone cares.

So, we are weighing some options. If, for some reason, you dig the sheep, leave a comment. Post something. Send some content. Write a review. E-mail it to us. Anything. Whatever.

Otherwise, we will either close up shop and I'll keep my funny headlines to myself, or, perhaps we'll move it to just once or twice a week unless something spectacular happens.

Every now and then I don't update just to see if anyone notices. I'm thinking they don't.

Prove me wrong.

Until then, we're closed 'til I feel like posting something else.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep

Compiled News 06-06 thru 13-06

In sickness and in health, The Sheep returns, talking to the silent masses and filling them with news they can get anywhere else.

WORST DIRECTOR EVER, UWE BOLL, WANTS TO FIGHT TALENTED DIRECTOR, QUENTIN TARANTINO. SERIOUSLY. OH, AND BUY TAKING A SHOT AT UWE, DOES THAT MEAN WE AT THE SHEEP GET TO BOX HIS ASS, TOO? 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SWEEEET!

WILL "SPIDER-MAN 3" BE IN 3-D FOR IMAX?!? WHO CARES!?! JUST GIMMIE IT!

FROM THE VAULT OF SHITTIEST IDEAS EVER, EMINEM TO STAR IN UPDATED FILM VERSION OF "HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL".

FINCHER'S "ZODIAC" MOVES TO JANUARY 2007. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.

JOHN CLEESE TO WRITE BOOK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF COMEDY, BECAUSE HE'S BETTER AT IT THAN YOU WILL EVER HOPE TO BE.

BRYAN SINGER MADE A BUNCH OF CUTS TO "SUPERMAN RETURNS"...OR, AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT, HAS GUARANTEED 12 DIFFERENT DVD VERSIONS FOR THE NERDS TO BUY.

ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL IS PROUD OF HIS 80'S MOVIES. JUST LIKE ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN WOULD BE PROUD OF THE MOVIES THAT MADE HIM OR HER RIDICULOUSLY FRICKIN' FAMOUS.

EVER WONDER IF HOLLYWOOD PORTRAYS HACKERS CORRECTLY? NO? WE DIDN'T EITHER, BUT SOMEBODY ASKED THE COPS ANYWAY.

PROVING THAT WILLIE NELSON WILL DO ANYTHING TO FEED HIS WEED HABIT, HERE'S THE LOWDOWN ON THE DIRECT-TO-DVD "DUKES OF HAZZARD" PREQUEL YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT.

EMPEROR LUCAS WANTS SEAN CONNERY FOR "INDY 4"....WHATEVER LUUUUUUUCAS WANTS.....LUUUUUUCAS GEEEETS....

TIM BURTON TO DIRECT FILM VERSION OF "SWEENEY TODD", FORGET ABOUT JIM CARREY.

JANET JACKSON, ONE OF THE LESS-CRAZY JACKSONS, HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT IN SEPTEMBER. HOWEVER, IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A SEQUEL TO "BLACK CAT" ON IT, OR ANOTHER NIPPLE-SLIP, WE'RE NOT SURE WE CARE.

DANNY ELFMAN TAKES HIS NAME OFF OF "NACHO LIBRE", CONTINUES FIGHTING WITH EVERY DIRECTOR HE WORKS WITH.

CRAZY-PYSCHO-IDIOT ANN COULTER TO SQUARE OFF WITH OUT-OF-DATE, STILL MILDLY ENTERTAINING FOUL-MOUTHED COMEDIAN GEORGE CARLIN ON THE "TONIGHT SHOW" WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14TH. SOMEWHERE JOHNNY CARSON IS CRYING. OH, AND KT TUNSTAL IS THE MUSICAL GUEST.

That's it. See, you haven't missed anything.

Get well soon, Big Ben. And where a F'N helmet.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep

Compiled News 06-03 thru 05-06

It's just another manic Monday.... oh-OOH-oh....

Here's the NEWS (and there ain't much):

ROB ZOMBIE TO TAKE OVER THE "HALLOWEEN" FRANCHISE?!?

"THE BREAK-UP" SCORES THE BIGGEST AT THE BOX OFFICE, BUT "X3" STILL HOLDS STRONG!

SCIENTOLOGY TAKES UP NASCAR RACING, TIRED OF STEALING MONEY FROM PEOPLE THE REGULAR WAY.

FOUR MORE HOURS OF DEADWOOD AFTER THE CLOSE OF SEASON 3?!?

MACOGNAGOGNEY AND CRUZ FINALLY SPLIT.

WHY WATCH THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS, WHEN YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO WON RIGHT HERE!

WHO ARE THE SMARTEST SUPERHEROES?

ARE THERE MOVIES THAT YOU WANT ON DVD THAT HAVEN'T COME OUT YET? VOTE FOR WHAT YOU WANT ON AMAZON.COM!

"AMERICAN IDOL" LOSER CHRIS DAUGHTRY SAYS HE'S GOING TO "DO HIS OWN THING", FLIPS FUEL THE BIRD.

That's it. Not much going on. Enjoy your work. Suckers.

-Constable Kreegal
Big Boss of The Sheep